" I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me. "

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

"   They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty.   "
(via kellioharas)

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

me: *cries over tv show*
me: *loses sleep over tv show*
me: *requires emotional help because of tv show*
me: but it's so good

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again