" I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me. "

mamebig:

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

What the fuck

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

gayeskimos:

notgoingtosaygoodbye:

combeferret:

combeferret:

who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

sir cumference

get out

he ate too much pi

oh my god

peggyleads:

legolastouchedthebutt:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

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#that should not have been as funny as it was

mensrightsactivist:

getting older is scary can i stop

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.

riddlemetom:

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holalukey:

Amnesia Snapchats

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

funkysock:

Only when you scroll down the Arthur Read tag, do you realise how much you have in common with a TV show about 8 year olds. (part two)

funkysock:

Only when you scroll down the Arthur Read tag, do you realise how much you have in common with a TV show about 8 year olds. (part two)